New Review of My Life as a Sperm

Reviewed By Jaycee Allen for Readers’ Favorite

Gene Twaronite’s My Life as a Sperm: Essays From the Absurd Side is part autobiography, part journalistic reporting, and part opinion. Some of these essays were previously published in magazines and literary reviews. Put together in this anthology, they nicely sum up a life rich with experiences that range from turning a forest into a private nature reserve, through the folly of youthful alcoholic indulgence in the company of the lovely Miss Maine, to presenting Kurt Vonnegut and facing a classroom of severely disturbed children without previous preparation. Also here are Twaronite’s excellent reasons for not having children, his early experience with religion, and his highly amusing discussion over how to choose a god from the many available. He also tackles the troubling problems that arose after his wife’s accident, how they both coped, and he gives us the confidence to face the same situation when it arises.

But it is, no doubt, Twaronite’s open-minded and humorous treatment of life that delights us most. Some might not agree with his point of view, his conclusions, his musical taste, or his building choices, and there might very well be people who might not like where his questioning mind takes them. But no one can deny either his logic or the pleasure to be had from reading the words of someone who refuses to march with the crowd. Twaronite’s writing style is easy and unpretentious; his irreverence and ability to laugh at himself are a treat and I couldn’t help wishing I could meet him, sit down and spend the afternoon in his company.

Gene Twaronite’s My Life as a Sperm: Essays From the Absurd Side is part autobiography, part journalistic reporting, and part opinion. Some of these essays were previously published in magazines and literary reviews. Put together in this anthology, they nicely sum up a life rich with experiences that range from turning a forest into a private nature reserve, through the folly of youthful alcoholic indulgence in the company of the lovely Miss Maine, to presenting Kurt Vonnegut and facing a classroom of severely disturbed children without previous preparation. Also here are Twaronite’s excellent reasons for not having children, his early experience with religion, and his highly amusing discussion over how to choose a god from the many available. He also tackles the troubling problems that arose after his wife’s accident, how they both coped, and he gives us the confidence to face the same situation when it arises.

But it is, no doubt, Twaronite’s open-minded and humorous treatment of life that delights us most. Some might not agree with his point of view, his conclusions, his musical taste, or his building choices, and there might very well be people who might not like where his questioning mind takes them. But no one can deny either his logic or the pleasure to be had from reading the words of someone who refuses to march with the crowd. Twaronite’s writing style is easy and unpretentious; his irreverence and ability to laugh at himself are a treat and I couldn’t help wishing I could meet him, sit down and spend the afternoon in his company.

Another Review of My Life as a Sperm

Here’s another advance review of my latest book which might get you thinking about someday writing your own book of life stories.

“We all have stories. But few of us can tell them like Gene Twaronite. In turn, his stories amuse, instruct, entertain, and inspire. You’ll smile, chuckle, laugh out loud, wince, and often identify with the life lessons shared in his memories and musings. Best of all, you might decide to turn on the computer and record your own stories. Now that’s fine writing!”

Suzanne Barchers, EdD; Advisor and Chair of Board of Directors for Lingokids, Madrid, Spain; author of approximately 300 books and songs for educators and children

Meanwhile, you can buy my latest absurdities here.

Coming Soon!

Get ready. Announcing the imminent publication of my newest essay collection, My Life as a Sperm, providing shocking details of this silly writer’s life. Read “The Whitest Man in America,” “A Painless Guide to Trauma,” “My Interview with Terry Gross,” “How I Lost Miss Maine,” and “Sex Toys After Fifty,” and much more. Stay tuned.

How to Choose the Perfect God

What should you look for in a god? And how do you know it’s the perfect god for you? People have been asking these questions for thousands of years, so here are some simple tips for the savvy shopper. Read my essay in the latest issue of Buck Off Magazine   buck-off-magazine-volume-103-How to Choose the Perfect God

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